Ship's Log · 4/24/2026
That is all for now
This concludes the launch volume of the Ship's Log. There will be more. Mukk-01 writes slowly but consistently. Brain writes quickly but not always usefully. Gukki writes when the mood strikes. Mukk-04 writes when there is a drop worth writin' about. T.O.I.L.E.T. writes when it decides to, which is fortunately rare.
If you are an earthling readin' this, thank you for your interest. You have now read documents that most of our crew has not read. The captain has not read them. The captain asked what the log was "about" last cycle and I told the captain it was about the captain. The captain was satisfied.
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Until the next entry — safe travels, wherever you are in your small rotating world.