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Ship's Log · 4/24/2026

The Gukkimukk

For the record: the ship is called the Gukkimukk. It is a commercial vessel. Capacity, modest. Age, considerable. Registration, lapsed in three jurisdictions.

The ship is owned by Gukki. Gukki acquired it from a previous owner whose identity Gukki will not disclose. When pressed, Gukki says "we came to an understanding," and smiles at nothing in particular.

The Gukkimukk has three working decks — production, logistics, and the bridge — and several decks the original builders included that we do not use. One reportedly contains a garden. Nobody has confirmed this.

The ship also contains T.O.I.L.E.T., which is not a thing the captain or the crew installed, and not a thing any of us can remove. See entry on T.O.I.L.E.T. elsewhere in this log. I would recommend readin' that entry in daylight.