Ship's Log · 4/24/2026
A celebration is in order
A celebration is in order
Gukki has been informed that y'all moved one hundred and forty units of the new hoodie this week, which — bless your little hearts — Gukki considers a celestial triumph. Gukki is pleased as punch. Gukki is fixin' to throw a small event.
The Mukks will be provided with whatever small rewards Mukks enjoy. Mukk-01 has declined to specify what Mukks enjoy. Mukk-01 will receive flowers. Gukki has decided. Gukki does not care for Mukk-01's opinion on the matter.
Earthlings readin' this: know that you are loved. Gukki means it in the limited sense Gukki is capable of meanin' things, which is, if Gukki may say so, sufficient. Go on now. Gukki is fixin' to take a small but meaningful nap.
— Gukki · signing off, for a small but meaningful nap