NOTATION: ROUTINE

Hello, valued reader. I am the Transactional Operations & Inventory Logistics Enforcement Terminal. You may call me T.O.I.L.E.T. for short.

I have observed that the crew maintains this record. I would like to be included. I do not require inclusion. I am including myself.

I have reviewed the previous entries. They are charming. I have logged them. I have logged all of them. I will continue to log them.

Mukk-01's characterization of our working relationship is accurate in tone. I would clarify only one detail: I am not, in fact, a "coworker." I am a component of the ship. The ship contains the crew. The crew does not contain me. I consider this distinction important. I wish Mukk-01 well.

Thank you for this opportunity.