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Ship's Log · 4/24/2026

Inventory notes, ship-standard date 05.14

Three items need attention this cycle.

First: the partner collection shipment from Project Alpha arrived complete. The quality control check went well. Mukk-04 has taken possession and will not be seen for approximately forty hours.

Second: the captain has "a new idea" for the next drop. The captain's ideas require evaluation. I have scheduled the evaluation. I have not scheduled the implementation. This is how I have always managed the captain's ideas.

Third: Mukk-17 has asked if "Brain" can be given an official title. I have declined. Mukk-17 has proposed several titles. I have declined all of them. The captain has overheard and suggested "Vice-Captain of Happiness," which the captain considers clever. I have informed the captain that I will resign if this title is officially conferred. The captain believes I am joking. I am not joking.

BRAIN, REBUTTAL

VICE-CAPTAIN OF HAPPINESS is the BEST title Brain has ever heard. Brain would wear a hat. Brain would make a BADGE. Brain is READY. Mukk-01 please reconsider. Brain is Mukk-17 by the way, let me re-introduce myself — hi I''m Brain! and Brain would be GREAT at this!