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About this piece

An Imperative, Loosely Translated

Available in: Light Pink · Natural · Sand · White · Dark Heather · Light Blue · Sport Grey

Please Note: All prints on our t-shirts and hoodies excluding the GUKKIMUKK neck logo are produced using DTG printing, where the ink bonds directly with the fabric rather than sitting on top of it. This creates a more authentic appearance while preserving the natural softness of the t-shirt. The print(s) will not feel or appear plastic-like or shiny.

A crypto tee with just the right amount of internet chaos. Bright colors, playful graphics, and unapologetic HODL energy make it perfect for people who’ve been through three market cycles and still refuse to sell. Fun, loud, and impossible to mistake for normie clothing.

Product features

  • 100% cotton (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and a smooth, attractive finish
  • Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
  • DTG printing on main prints for a soft feel and natural look
  • DTF printing on neck label: GUKKIMUKK
  • Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not iron directly on the print(s)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Do not eat or sell to an extraterrestrial