Everyone is stupid but me

Please Note: All prints on our t-shirts and hoodies – excluding the GUKKIMUKK neck logo – are produced using DTG printing, where the ink bonds directly with the fabric rather than sitting on top of it. This creates a more authentic appearance while preserving the natural softness of the t-shirt. The print(s) will not feel or appear plastic-like or shiny.

A laid-back, vintage-style tee that wears like a favorite memory. The soft, midweight cotton drapes comfortably with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit – the kind you reach for when you want to feel both effortless and a little clever. Let it live in your rotation for coffee shops, meetups, or low-key weekends when you want to signal membership in the crypto community without shouting about it.

Product features

• 100% cotton (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and a smooth, attractive finish
• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
• DTG printing on main prints for a soft feel and natural look
• DTF printing on neck label: GUKKIMUKK
• Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dryclean
• Do not iron directly on the print(s)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Do not eat or sell to an extraterrestrial