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About this piece

A Manual, In Three Words

Available in: Dark Chocolate · Dark Heather · Navy · Red · Sport Grey · White · Military Green · Ash

Please Note: All prints on our t-shirts and hoodies excluding the GUKKIMUKK neck logo are produced using DTG printing, where the ink bonds directly with the fabric rather than sitting on top of it. This creates a more authentic appearance while preserving the natural softness of the t-shirt. The print(s) will not feel or appear plastic-like or shiny.

A tee for people who treat crypto like equal parts financial strategy and online psychosis. Loud enough for the degens to notice, subtle enough that everyone else just thinks it’s good design. Built around the chaos, humor, and questionable decision-making that somehow keeps the space alive.

Product features

  • 100% cotton (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and a smooth, attractive finish
  • Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
  • DTG printing on main prints for a soft feel and natural look
  • DTF printing on neck label: GUKKIMUKK
  • Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not iron directly on the print(s)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Do not eat or sell to an extraterrestrial