Not Your Keys Not Your Coins

Please Note: All prints on our t-shirts and hoodies – excluding the GUKKIMUKK neck logo – are produced using DTG printing, where the ink bonds directly with the fabric rather than sitting on top of it. This creates a more authentic appearance while preserving the natural softness of the t-shirt. The print(s) will not feel or appear plastic-like or shiny.

A clean crypto tee with a message that instantly separates the people who learned the hard way from everyone else. Vintage-style lettering and a slightly rebellious edge make it feel less like merch and more like a warning label for the industry.

Product features

• 100% cotton (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and a smooth, attractive finish
• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
• DTG printing on main prints for a soft feel and natural look
• DTF printing on neck label: GUKKIMUKK
• Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dryclean
• Do not iron directly on the print(s)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Do not eat or sell to an extraterrestrial